I saw this on Mark Batterson’s blog. I love it!
If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!Chuck Norris has counted to infinity…twice!
When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King…and got it.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
If Chuck Norris were President we wouldn’t need a military.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
